Category Archives: Mark After Dark
A gigantic billboard in space?
Yes. It’s stupid. It’s ridiculous. I’m not serious of course. But hang on a second. Let’s go for a ride. You don’t have to put your seatbelt on. You can keep the door open and hang your foot out. I’llaaa
This lady gets it!
It’s nice to see politicians getting in the Halloween spirit early. I think more politicians should work a little light-hearted banter into their conversations with the media. You know…lighten things up. It’s just so damn serious out there in Arizona.
This is what happens sometimes when you’re just talkin’ to people at a party.
Kim Yu-Na-O-No-U Didn’t!
She’s like an adolescent ocelot, leaping and twisting in the air in pursuit of a dragon fly, not so much interested in catching it as flying with it. I don’t know a lot about figure skating. I watch it withaaa
A note to all the ladies.
Orlando: Ladies? Me again. Mark. Set aside how irresistibly adorable I am and how I make you laugh, and how much it melts your heart when I sing you silly songs I wrote about your little dog, and how veryaaa
A message for oatmeal soap
Hey you two! What do you two think you’re doing? Why don’t you go find a nice maple syrup or some dehydrated diced apples to hang out with Oatmeal. And you, soap. I’ll see YOU in the shower.